Jumat, 24 Februari 2012

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A NEGOTIATION

                An oldman was sitting on his chair in his work room. He is the owner of a football club in England. He looked confused  and sorrowful. He was thinking about his club’s problems. “Oh my God, 11 defeats of 11 matches in league and abandoned by the sponsor, what should I do?”
                Not long after that, a guys came to his room . He was young and wore tidy clothes. “Good morning, are you the owner of this club?”asked him, and oldman answered, “yes, who are you? get out from my room”.
The guy said enjoyly, “You know?  I don’t like your policy to handle this club, I want to buy all this club’s shares and I will handle the club’s management, club’s financial, players,  stadium, and everything.
                The oldman was flabbergasted heard that, he said excitedly, “I apologize for my behavior , I agree to sell my club’s shares to you. By the way how much money can you offer?”. The guy answerd, 10 million poundsterlling or 20, eehm…. I can give you 40 million poundsterling?”
                The oldman was very happy and said, “Ok ok, that’s enough. You will be the owner of this club soon, thank you very much”.
                Suddenly 2 man came and arrested the guy. One of them said to the oldman, “I’m sorry he has disturbed you, he is one of patient of the lunatic asylum, we will bring him back to the lunatic asylum.”